Can you imagine the world fattest woman claiming that she has sex 7 times a day as exercise? When I read that story I almost flipped over. I thought obese people were supposed to be lazy, or even sexually unattractive. But this woman is not only as big as a small house, but her husband, whom she subjects to this sex marathon only weighs same as one of her legs.
This husband of hers is mandated to dig out her cunt seven times a day. Blow me!
As if I had not heard enough for one year, another story has it that an 84-year-old woman has filed for divorce from her 88-year-old husband because of inadequate sex! Fork me!
What is wrong with that husband of hers? Does he want to starve her to death? He better get a crutch for his tired blokos because he’s got a job to do.
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This old granny is ready to marry a younger man to service her until she meets her maker.
AND my pretty eyes are still burning as I ran them over another jaw-dropping story. A man called the police on his woman for refusing him sex. He did the right thing. He’s probably on burantashi and might die from excruciating erection. The police better go and hold that woman down and allow the man get what is rightfully his.
There are people who take sex as serious business. And from the stories, there is no limitation. There are people seen as having normal body type or young but the problem they encounter in their marriage is sexual. If the world fattest woman gets it seven times a day, then what would stop a man with a normal wife from giving it to her the way she wants it. He has no excuse.
And I think there should be a law in this country that a woman can call the police anytime her husband is playing hide and seek with his blokos.
I know; I’m always right.
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