I had once walked into a woman’s bedroom and what confronted me there almost shocked the bra off me.
Right from near the entrance, on the floor, were a battalion of tiny toys spread on the floor in neat lines. There was hardly enough space to walk on.
The woman’s bedroom was heaving with properties she’d collected over the years. Even the bathroom was not spared. The bathroom was supposed to be a Jacuzzi, but you’d hardly know it.
I wondered if she slept in the room or if her husband really fucked her in it.
Then I later found out her husband had his own bedroom and I am sure he seldom set foot in hers.
I can forgive those with small children and not enough rooms, but for those who can afford it, your bedroom should be as relaxing as possible, exuding romance.
You should try and avoid cluttering your bedroom. Too much property in a room snuffs out sexual energy. It is like a whole lot of things are screwing you the wrong way at the same time. The ambiance is exhausting.
There are other ways you can achieve a romantic bedroom: it should not be over lit, the softer the light the sexier except when you want to see every nook and cranny of your wife’s vagina, then you can use torchlight to see it. After that, dim it. It goes with nice romantic music. Pink light is sexiest in the bedroom.
The colour of your bedroom matters, do not use harsh red or other harsh colours on the walls, go for soft. And scent up your room. Your spouse should smell something better than your fart. But don’t douse the room with too much perfume or freshener that can choke someone to death. Just a little and subtly done.
After sexying up your room, get the attitude to go with it; you guys should find time to talk in there. Talking is sexy on its own. Well, it depends what you people talk about. Discussing debts and bills aren’t romantic.
And finally, I must tell you that the woman I mentioned in the beginning is actually a hoarder. I think she was suffering from chronic neglect by her husband. So, she found solace and happiness in collecting things that really made no sense.
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